Robot Skeleton Hobo Magnet

It's a great day for America everybody! Even though most of you cheeky monkeys can't afford cable, you're just dying to own robot skeleton hobo t-shirts, bumper stickers, license plate frames and hoodies! I know! Why don't you barter your payment in chicken for some cash and get some for yourself and for your friends...if you have any friends. (Why would we have friends, we're HOBOS!) A robot skeleton hoodie is great for when you get up in the morning and check ze tweets while drinking from your rattlesnake mug or a robot skeleton hobo mug (!!! yeah.......I KNOWWWWWWWWW!!! How clever is that?) And think of how SURLY all the other hobos will get when they see that you have a robot skeleton bumper sticker or license plate holder or robot skeleton t-shirt and they don't! I KNOWWWWWWWWW! They'll be no applause for you because they'll be all mean and want to know where you got these wonderful adorable things! And you'll say you got your robot skeleton hobo gear at Infinity Factory on Cafepress.com because we're hobos too! I KNOWWWWWWWWWW! No applause - just buy one now before the other hobos do!