Rules For Dating My Son Shirt For Mom

It's the hilarious, classic "RULES FOR DATING MY SON" t-shirt! Perfect for Mom's with son's everywhere! A funny unique gift for Mom on Mother's Day...Christmas... or grab your own today at this great low price, and let the girls who are looking to date your son know that...you mean business! Choose the rules on the front or back. Also, choose from many shirt and apparel styes and colors. The rules on the shirt read as follows... 1. He is not your ATM. 2. If you show up at my house looking like a str++per, I will make you go away. 3. If I see any "sexts" on his phone, I will make you go away. 4. Understand that if I don't like you, I will make you go away 5. Understand that I CAN make you go away. 6. He's a "Mama's Boy". Unless you have a ring on your finger, your opinion of that does not matter. 7. You are NOT in charge of him, and it is not up to you to change him. Take him for who he is, or see rule #5 8. He is a gentleman. I taught him that. You better act like a lady and deserve that. 9. I know how to avoid jail. 10. If you weasel your way past all of these rules and fake your way to a ring on your finger, I will be something much worse than your boyfriend's mom. I'll be your mother-in-law.