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Santa Flees Earth Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Wishing everyone a season of gladness, a season of cheer, and to top it all off, a wonderful year. Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Santa Flees Earth Card

Santa Flees Earth Card

Santa Flees Earth when Polar Ice Caps melt. With global warming melting the polar ice caps, Santa will soon have to move his workshop from the North Pole of planet Earth to some other planet, or risk ending up like those poor polar bears floating out to sea. This funny Christmas card takes a jab at climate deniers and Koch Industries as it shows Santa's Reindeer pulling Santa Claus and his sleigh, circling the Earth one last time before pulling up stakes. Personalize this funny Christmas greeting card with its original art by adding your own text and images. It's a great way to send Christmas greetings and get the "think green" message out about climate change at the same time. The inside says, "Sorry, kids. Koch Industries needed more money." Cool card for activists, environmentalists, and anyone with a sense of humor.
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By Suzi G.December 7, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Small, 4" x 5.6", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Great experience once again with Zazzle! Received today and these cards exceeded my expectations! Great quality! My Hawaiian photos turned out fantastic! I like these folded create cards the best because I can use 4 different pictures on 1 card. I recommend getting 5x7 size. Wow, am really impressed! Thank you so much!
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By Pat A.December 17, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Small, 4" x 5.6", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I was amazed at the quality! It was just what I had imagined. It was on nice heavy paper and the envelopes were very nice. The colors were vibrant! Everything spaced as planned.
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By Sue C.November 21, 2020 • Verified Purchase
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The quality of this card was just what I was looking for and I hope it brings a smile to my family and friends! There was a flaw on my original order, but Zazzle replaced the item right away and it was just perfect!! The design colors stand out nice and bright (adorable) and I just loved it!!

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From great value to luxurious finishes, Zazzle has you covered for the holidays

  • Signature Matte

    A customer favorite - smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design.

    • 18pt thickness
    • 120 lb / 324 GSM

  • Signature Double-Thick

    Thick, bold, and unforgettable, sure to make a statement.

    • 35pt thickness
    • 340 lb / 650 GSM

  • Basic Semi-Gloss

    Bright, smooth, and polished to bring your design to life with vibrant color and a subtle shine.

    • 16pt thickness
    • 150lb / 400 GSM

  • Premium Linen

    Offers a subtle woven finish that brings depth to minimalist and traditional designs alike.

    • 16pt thickness
    • 130 lb / 352 GSM

  • Premium Pearlescent

    Adds a luminous glow to your invitations with a soft, light-catching finish.

    • 16pt thickness
    • 130lb / 350 GSM

  • Premium Soft Touch

    Ultra-luxurious and smooth with a rich, satin feel on both sides that’s unforgettable in hand.

    • 18pt thickness
    • 212 lb / 345 GSM

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Product ID: 137646245393888351
Created on: 10/20/2017, 9:04 PM
Rating: G 
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