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Schist Happens Can Cooler

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Koozie not keeping your beer can cold? Coozie making you crazy? Instead, grab a Zazzle insulated can cooler. Not only is this beer sleeve fully customizable on the front, back, and bottom, but it is also made of special high-density material for extra insulation. With all the stress of the modern world, sometimes it's not easy to chill out. But luckily we've got a remedy for you, a fully customizable can cooler. Keep your hands warm, your cans cold, and your spirit 100% chill.

  • Fits any standard 12 oz cans
  • Dimensions: 3" D, 3.75" H
  • Customize all sides, including the bottom
  • Edge-to-edge full-color print to flatter the most beautiful of designs
  • Made from high-density open-cell polyurethane foam
  • Collapsible foam material makes for easy storage
  • Great volume discounts for weddings, tailgates, and special events
  • Proudly made in the USA

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Schist Happens Can Cooler

Schist Happens Can Cooler

This geology-themed can sleeve features the classic, corny phrase "Schist Happens," a pun variation on another common saying. The design is in bold, white block letters on a black background. There are two lines of text on the back, where you can add your own name or short message, so nobody will take your drink! If you don't want to add a custom name, just delete the text in the box on the right. If you want to change the black background color, click on "Customize it!" and select "Design Area: Background" from the dropdown menu on the right.
Wollastonite's Geology Shop
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San Jose, California
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Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars rating1.2K Total Reviews
1063 total 5-star reviews99 total 4-star reviews24 total 3-star reviews17 total 2-star reviews44 total 1-star reviews
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Love these custom can kuzzie’s or can coolers. They look exactly like the design, and my order arrived so fast. I’m very pleased with these custom can coolers and I’m excited for everyone to see them. 5 Stars easy and I would recommend this company. Thanks again .
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By Olga T.October 14, 2025 • Verified Purchase
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I’m very happy with my custom koozies! They were made and delivered super fast, packaged nicely, and look great. Excellent quality and service — I would definitely recommend this merchant and will be ordering more in the future!
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By AnonymousAugust 20, 2025 • Verified Purchase
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Coozie was just as expected. They were a surprise gift for a girls getaway and everyone loved them. I had to photo shop 2 girls in to a picture I already had, I wasn’t great at it but it worked. Would highly recommend this product and the price was great. .

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Product ID: 256382151452563559
Created on: 2/7/2015, 12:02 AM
Rating: G 
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