Schrute Farms Pumpkin Spice T-Shirt

Schrute Farms Pumpkin Spice 🎃🥄 Why? Because I love The Office. Always have, always will. And while everyone else kept cranking out “Beets This, Beets That,” I thought — what about pumpkins? You know, the gourd that Dwight Schrute probably considers “Mother Nature’s failed experiment in oversized squash”? Truth is, I don’t even like pumpkin that much. The seeds are fine, but everything else? Meh. Pumpkin spice lattes taste like nutmeg held a coup d’état and cinnamon never recovered. Fun fact: I once knew someone whose mom made you keep the pumpkin you touched in the patch. Like, forever. Accidentally brushed one with your shoelace? Congrats, you’re now the proud owner of a 22-pound orange bowling ball that smells like regret in two weeks. So here it is. Schrute Farms Pumpkin Spice. Equal parts cozy, questionable, and suspiciously judgmental — just like Dwight himself.