Shopaholic, Delivery Driver Help Doormat

Amazon, FedEx, UPS, USPS always bringing you packages? Spouse always asking what is in that box, well here's your answer haha Delivery Drivers can help with a little bribery, put out a few snacks/bottles of water and make a few faux labels and put a buck in an envelope NOW buy the doormat and you're ready to shop again! It's amazing how lucky you are to have won so many prizes/gifts!! Makes a great gift for birthdays, Christmas (White Elephant gift, who doesn't shop). Also can put a just kidding note if you don't want to completely fulfill the adventure - makes a fun gift regardless.