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Skeleton Halloween - No Pulse No Problem Cards

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Size: 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Skeleton Halloween - No Pulse No Problem Cards

Skeleton Halloween - No Pulse No Problem Cards

A darkly funny Halloween card featuring a skeleton strolling along with a pumpkin tucked under his arm and the perfectly deadpan message “No Pulse No Problem.” A playful and unexpected Halloween greeting for friends, family, or anyone who enjoys spooky humor, clever jokes, and a little dark humor. Perfect for sending Halloween wishes with a twist.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.4K Total Reviews
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By Lenore M.October 30, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Another beautifully-printed card, although I had difficulty with the inside text... sizing it to fit space; tools didn't work as I'm used to with other artists' cards.
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By Lora S.October 29, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Arrived quickly so I could get them off in the mail. The coloring was so bright and drawing adorable. .
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By j.September 27, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I am looking forward to sending this to my granddaughter in October. It’s so cute!!!

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orange cartoon ghost arttrick or treat nightdeadpan humorfunny spooky halloweenskeleton bonescute spooky crewpumpkin carving partyskullswitch

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Product ID: 256135723581509436
Created on: 9/23/2026, 1:08 PM
Rating: G