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Stay Away from Tea Not Beer Funny Wife Joke Humor Holiday Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Wishing everyone a season of gladness, a season of cheer, and to top it all off, a wonderful year. Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Stay Away from Tea Not Beer Funny Wife Joke Humor Holiday Card

Stay Away from Tea Not Beer Funny Wife Joke Humor Holiday Card

Funny, humorous, hilarious joke / anecdote / humor card about an out of control wife and a harmless bloke, about the genuine perils of drinking tea, highlighting for the whole world to see how tea is more dangerous than beer. This is a card, created for the betterment of whole humanity, and human race & human kind, and educate our innocent women folk, 'bout the many side effects of tea. A fun card, with great wisdom / message, for your loved ones, girlfriend, boyfriend, newly weds, wife, husband, life partner, couples, son, daughter, brother, sister, bff, for him, for her. Great for birthday, graduation, christmas, holidays, and more for the special men and women in your life, and the tea and beer lovers in your life.

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What a gift. Giving my daughter in law a birthday card from her son. Picking out pictures of love. Thanking his momma for loving him and carrying him in her womb until he was ready to come and see her.
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Product ID: 256640503574446677
Created on: 5/18/2022, 4:35 AM
Rating: G