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Still Waiting for Someone to Update My Bio Holiday Postcard

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard Postcard

Ditch the envelope, not the festivity. Spread holiday cheer this season with postcards that help streamline the process.

  • Dimensions: 4.25" x 5.6"; qualified USPS postcard size
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Available in a semi-gloss or matte finish
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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  • Made and Printed in the USA
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Still Waiting for Someone to Update My Bio Holiday Postcard

Still Waiting for Someone to Update My Bio Holiday Postcard

This skeleton’s been waiting a long time… and he’s still not impressed. Featuring a winged skeleton casually lounging on a gravestone, this Halloween postcard pairs gothic vibes with a perfectly sarcastic one-liner: “Still waiting for someone to update my bio.” With eerie branches, a sunset glow, and just enough sass, it’s the ideal spooky-season card for anyone who prefers their Halloween with a side of dry humor.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating1.7K Total Reviews
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Product ID: 256653212572840099
Created on: 7/3/2025, 6:23 AM
Rating: G 
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