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Stumptimus Prime T-Shirt
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Carolina Blue
Vivid Printing: White Underbase
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Stumptimus Prime T-Shirt
How Stumptimus Prime Was Born
Honestly, this started as a dumb joke. I was watching Transformers on a Saturday and thought, “What if Portland had its own?”
The first sketch was ridiculous. Picture a robot with a coffee cup head, a pine tree for an arm, Mount Hood stamped on its chest, and a bridge cable tied around its neck like a thrift-store scarf. Basically a hipster robot that ran on cold brew and passive-aggressive bike lane energy.
So I toned it down. Now he’s got a chainsaw, a forest vibe, and just enough menace to enforce “Keep Portland Weird” like it’s city law.
And that’s how Stumptimus Prime was born — the only Transformer that smells faintly of IPA and insists on composting your enemies.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.
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Product ID: 256959728216561646
Created on: 8/17/2025, 4:51 PM
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