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Stupid Cupid Broken Heart Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Stupid Cupid Broken Heart Card

Stupid Cupid Broken Heart Card

This Valentine's Day card shows a coral-red heart that’s split down the middle with a sharp, zigzag crack, and the two halves sit a little uneven. A yellow arrow with a dark tip runs right through the center, like Cupid missed the mark 💘. The heart has a sad face with lowered eyebrows and a frown, plus a small blush that makes it feel a bit tender and relatable ❤️. Above it, the card says “STUPID CUPID” in large maroon letters that look thick and easy to read, placed near the top. The background is light pink with small white hearts and round dots scattered around, keeping the scene light even with the heartbreak theme. The overall look is simple and flat, with clear shapes and no extra shading, so the message hits right away 😘. It’s a funny, honest card for anyone who’s been annoyed with love but still wants to smile.

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By Tori K.February 6, 2026Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I really loved this card a lot and it was exactly how I wanted it. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Connie M.January 21, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Edward C.February 24, 2026Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Very nice Valentine’s Day card, I was able to personalize it. The photo came out excellent, my wife was extremely impressed. Thank you,.

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Product ID: 256509082668973661
Created on: 1/14/2026, 5:17 AM
Rating: G