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“Suture Self, Sweetie” Funny Nurse-Dark Humor T-Shirt
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Bella+Canvas Women’s Slim Fit Tee
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Runs small, size up for a more comfortable fit.
Color & Print Process
Black
Classic Printing: No Underbase
Vivid Printing: White Underbase
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“Suture Self, Sweetie” Funny Nurse-Dark Humor T-Shirt
“Suture Self, Sweetie” Women’s Slim Fit Nurse T-Shirt – Funny Floral Dark Humor Tee for Medical Workers. Meet your new favorite tee — where healthcare grit meets floral wit. This “Suture Self, Sweetie” nurse shirt is made for those who work in scrubs but dress with sass. Designed on a soft and flattering Bella+Canvas slim fit tee, it combines dark medical humor with bright, feminine florals to say what every nurse is thinking... with a little sugar on top. The design features bold uppercase text “SUTURE SELF” in crisp surgical blue, paired with the playful script “SWEETIE” in a soft dusty rose — a perfect contrast of sharp sarcasm and sweet delivery. At the center, an arrangement of vibrant flowers — daisies, lilies, and stitched-up peonies — brings a darkly whimsical twist, with visible colorful sutures sewn across each bloom. It’s beauty, resilience, and burnout... all bundled into one unforgettable graphic. Crafted for nurses, CNAs, EMTs, med students, or any badass in healthcare who needs caffeine, sarcasm, and a comfortable shirt to survive 12-hour shifts. Why You’ll Love It: Exclusive nurse dark humor design with medical puns, Colorful stitched floral artwork adds a clever feminine touch, features modern fonts for bold contrast: block sans-serif + handwritten script, printed on Bella+Canvas slim fit tee — flattering, soft, and breathable, and makes a perfect gift for nurses, medical students, or yourself!
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4.6 out of 5 stars rating14.9K Total Reviews
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By eunice y.November 11, 2021 • Verified Purchase
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THE PRODUCT WAS VERY WELL PUT TOGETHER AND WE ALL LOVED THE TIME THAT WAS PUT INTO MAKING OUR DESIGNS A BIG SUCCESS. THE PRINTING WAS PUT TOGETHER EXTREMELY WELL WE WERE SO HAPPY
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By Vanessa G.April 30, 2024 • Verified Purchase
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My overall review is that the T-shirt is nice, it fits true to size however the font is significantly smaller than advertised and you can't read it. The printing is unreadable and there is a strain to read it. It does not look like the advertised product. Maybe the shirt color is darker or a larger more visible font should have been used. Photos with and without flash and font is barely legible.
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By Cara G.November 6, 2016 • Verified Purchase
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The material is a great quality that is hard to find with most tee shirts. Fabric was not see-through or thin at all, but was also very soft and comfortable. The shirt description states that it runs a little small, so I sized up one size for a perfect fit! I would definitely buy this type of tee shirt again because I love the fit and high quality fabric that I cannot find anywhere else. The printing was perfect and just as pictured. Loved the cute quote and really enjoy the tee in both the quality and design. I love quirky typography designs and funny quotes and I am extremely pleased with the overall quality and value I get at Zazzle!
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Product ID: 256130644362044316
Created on: 7/11/2025, 2:18 PM
Rating: G
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