Tears of My Readers Stainless Steel Water Bottle

If you're a writer who's likely to make your readers cry, you may as well taunt them with this water glass to keep you hydrated in the best way. For best effect, post a photo on your social media after you receive the news that your book has made someone cry. Laugh maniacally and then apologize in a "sorry, not sorry" way. Or, I suppose if you want to go through a lot of work, you could actually drink the tears of your readers but that sounds salty and a little gross so maybe just pretend and drink normal water while you write. This drink ware is a perfect gift for the writer in your life who made you cry when they took out your favorite character or ruined your ship.