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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
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About This Design

Telomeres Card

Telomeres Card

The visage of yet another birthday may be a grim reminder that your telomeres are getting shorter than a dog's attention span, but that doesn't mean you can't have some fun at death's expense. Celebrate the passing of another year and the concomitant loss of telomerage with a LabKitty Telomeres Birthday Card! Colorful DNA base pairs and an upbeat font will distract you long enough for the whiskey to take effect. Barkeep, pass the transaminase!

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By Michelle H.July 15, 2025Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I was searching high and low for an invitation that went with a fire theme (account my mom wants 70 real live burning candles on the cake) surprise birthday party. I found these and couldn’t buy them quick enough! They far exceeded my expectations! One word of caution is that they default to matte so if you want glossy finish you have to manually select it. I only changed where the 2 clip art pics were located to make space for the text. I even used the default font for the design. Comes with nice white envelopes that don’t need the upgrade. The feedback from the invitees has been amazing. Thanks Cathy for an amazing product!! *please note I redacted sensitive information on the pictures with black mark out. .
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By Vivian W.November 18, 2020Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I have ordered many cards from Zazzle and the quality is outstanding. They design and deliver expeditiously. I highly recommend them. The printing was beautiful.
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By Kelli T.July 23, 2021Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This was my first time ordering from Zazzle. I was not disappointed! The card was amazing. I personalized it and that made it even more special. The amazing quality of the card was definitely noticeable. And you really can’t complain about the prices. Perfect. Clear. Not too dark, not too light. Just like it looked online.

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Product ID: 137519650222461922
Created on: 2/15/2010, 10:51 AM
Rating: G