That's How I Roll (Modern Font) T-Shirt

This is the river I came for. My personal first descent. I shake out the nerves, pull on my skirt, and strap on my helmet. Why do I do this? Why wouldn’t I? It’s dangerous, but beautiful. The biggest rapid is next. Please let it go well. Craig eddies out on the left and I try to follow, but a raft blocks my exit. The raft plummets over the falls ahead. I could sneak the rapid by going left or I could take the plunge without scouting. Worst case scenario, I swim. It wouldn’t be my first. I don’t have the best line. I hit the first hole and take a stroke that sends me over the ledge toward the second hole. The hole grabs my boat and flips me like its playing Black Jack. My head bashes against a rock, then another. I set my paddle, tuck my head, sweep to the surface, and raise my paddle in victory. I can't wait to do it again. That’s how I roll.