The 'Aisle of Ages' Medieval Celtic Knot Floor Runner

Are your floors tragically level? Does your hallway lack the necessary, unsettling complexity of a 9th-century manuscript? Then unroll the 'Aisle of Ages' Medieval Celtic Knot Floor Runner and bring the dizzying beauty of the Dark Ages right into your well-lit, centrally-heated home! This magnificent floor runner features an intricate, all-over Celtic knot pattern, reminiscent of the most elaborate illumination found within the Book of Kells. It is not merely a piece of fabric designed to protect your wood; it is a portable monastic passage, a woven symbol of the endless, beautiful loop of time, destiny, and the agonizing pursuit of a perfectly vacuumed carpet. The repeating, tangled knots are guaranteed to spark conversation—or, at the very least, cause momentary vertigo in unsuspecting guests. Perfect for hallways, kitchens, or beneath that notoriously wobbly dining room table, this runner is both durable and deeply historical. It adds a touch of ancient, profound mystery to the most modern of interiors. Buy it! Because every step you take in your home should feel like a minor, personal pilgrimage across a thousand years of bewildering, beautiful artistry. An Onion-Verified Fact for Your Intellectual Edification: It is a certified, archaeological truth that the original purpose of the medieval Celtic knot was not solely decorative, but functioned as an early, highly sophisticated visual code used by traveling monks to secretly communicate which inns along their route had the weakest ale and the most judgmental donkeys.