The Critical Tapir Does Not Approve Flask

The Critical Tapir is an animal character who represents the critical taper model in geodynamics, which describes the angles that maintain a wedge, such as an accretionary wedge at a subduction zone. This blue hip flask features a judgmental tapir giving a thumbs down, pictured in front of a schematic model of the critical taper angle. The text reads "The Critical Tapir does not approve of your disequilibrium," but you can edit it to say whatever you choose! What does he disapprove of today?