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The Germs Won This Round Get Well Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

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The Germs Won This Round Get Well Card

The Germs Won This Round Get Well Card

When life knocks them down (thanks, germs), send a little sarcastic cheer. This clean and simple get well card says what you're really thinking: the germs might’ve won today—but you know your friend is plotting their comeback. Front reads “The germs won this round.” Inside: “But I’m betting on your petty vengeance. Get well soon and destroy them with spite and hand sanitizer."
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By Suzi G.July 29, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really awesome job 👍🏼👏🏼 Thank you Zazzle! 👍🏼✨.
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By Suzi G.July 28, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really Great Card!!! Turned out Fabulous 👍🏼👍🏼.
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By Suzi G.July 21, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Fabulous job with this awesome card!!!! ‼️😊👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼.

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Product ID: 256111616017397633
Created on: 6/3/2025, 8:44 AM
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