The mustache bumper sticker

The mustache, a universal icon representing the epitome of authority and raw manhood. It gives small children the chance to believe in a hero and causes evil-doers to second guess their existence. There are very few things in this world that could ever achieve the divine status that each individual hair is birthed into. Resting just above the upper lip, the mustache is a beacon to all mankind that there is hope for this world and a bright future for all who have been gifted with this treasure from God himself. Show off your manliness and get yourself a mustache! Read about the history of mustaches here http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/moustaches/