This side is for vomit (burp cloth) baby burp cloth

I don't know why they call them burp cloths when really they're used for vomit. We say "spit-up" because it sounds cuter but really you're just voluntarily letting someone throw up on you. And that's the sign of a good parent. I made this burp cloth for a friend because this way her daughter will look at the bear and vomit on it and learn good wilderness survival instincts, because bears probably hate being thrown up on. Or maybe the bear will freak her out and she'll learn to stop vomiting on people because she'll think: "No vomiting. That's when bears come out". Either way, everyone wins. Or loses. Or gets vomited on. Definitely that last one.