Thrifty List Magnet

That's an awful lot of words just to say, "BARGAIN HUNTER," but it's some sort of trendy thing, and we'd be remiss not to at least TRY to keep up with the Joneses. We get it, though, you sniff out deals *wherever* your nose leads you. Dumpster diver? Curbside treasure hunter? We see you! But we're not about to rat you out on this t-shirt. Meanwhile, if you see us doing a slow drive-by on trash day, mind ya bidness.