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Turkey Autopsy Holiday Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5" L x 7" H (portrait); 7" L x 5" H (landscape)
  • High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add photos and text for no additional charge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Turkey Autopsy Holiday Card

Turkey Autopsy Holiday Card

A troubling look into the seamy underbelly of the Thanksgiving Holiday as turkey coroner does an autopsy on a roasted turkey. Thanksgiving autopsy death “crime scene” police “turkey dinner” “Thanksgiving dinner” “the holiday” “turkey stuffing” cooking crime morgue murder homicide coroner detective foul bird “turkey breast” “carving the turkey” “turkey leg” “police investigation”
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating9.5K Total Reviews
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By Nancy H.December 3, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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I am not computer literate and sometimes the things I want done in a card are overwhelming to me. The last few years I call up the zazzle crew, tell them how I want the card done, and voila!, it's done just the way I wanted. Thank you so very much! The colors and quality of the cards was perfect.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By D.August 16, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Rounded, Envelopes: White
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I ordered the thick stock matte paper and love them. I will be sending to my customers for thanksgiving- the paper has a nice feel. Love them! Turned out great! I will reorder.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Judith M.November 27, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
A sweet card with pleasant colors front and back. Water color of a welcoming home front connected with us because we just moved into a new home. I am pleased to be able to edit texts and add my own personal touch. Quality of paper and envelopes is always good. Thank you creators and Zazzle. .

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Product ID: 256489127496068531
Created on: 1/16/2023, 10:11 AM
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