Ugly Christmas Sweater Funny Twas the Night Before

Sometimes, Santa Claus shows up when you least expect him. In fact, sometimes he shows up when you've just had a lot to drink. With all the racket he makes when he lands, it's no wonder you lose control of your bodily functions. This silly, funny Christmas sweatshirt (or t-shirt) plays off the words to "Twas the Night Before Christmas." It says, "When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter / that I found I could no longer hold in my bladder." It includes a little eight-bit pixelated Santa Claus, two reindeer and a screaming person who's about to get run over by the sleigh.