Uncanny Axe-Man T-Shirt

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, not even a guy in a cape and underwear put on his tight pants... It's the Axe-Man! A new kind of hero. Harder than a mix of unobtainium, graphen, and hardtofindium, this daredevil traverses the vast multiverse fighing evil, defending the oppressed, and solving every problem with his trusty axe, which has the power to morph black holes into gyms and viking theme parks! But with great power comes great responsibility, because there are some very powerful beings lurking in the darness of the void between the worlds, and only the Axe-Man can stop them form total domination. To be continued... Until then, Axe-Man and proud.