Understanding Satanism T-Shirt

Are you a Satanist? Are you sure? Do you even know WHAT the qualifications are? If your religious organization is INCORPORATED under a government (any government) -- then you PASS the primary criteria! Do you know what the 3rd temptation of Jesus was? It was to become a Satanist -and within the temptation -was the instructions for doing so! And astonishingly --most religious groups have followed those instructions precisely -especially so-called "church organizations"! So then, the "pentagram" is a red-herring! Satan's actual symbol is are the letters "Inc." following the name of some "religious organization"! How's your cognitive dissonance doing now? Laodicea is such an institution (See Revelation 3:14-21)