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Valentines Day Sucks Funny Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Valentines Day Sucks Funny Card

Valentines Day Sucks Funny Card

This graphic shows a soft lavender heart at the top, drawn like it's with a fading marker. A bold black line outlines the heart like a craft project, giving it a homemade feel. In the middle, "VALENTINE'S DAY" is in bold black letters, and underneath, "sucks!" is in a looser script. The colors are gentle, not the usual bright reds or soft pinks, set against a light grey background. The design mixes sweetness with a bit of sarcasm, making a funny statement about Valentine's Day. The text looks deliberate and artistic, adding to the overall charm. This card is perfect for sending warm Valentine's Day greetings ❤️💌🍫.
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By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Cute card for pumpkin spice latte fans! The printing quality is great!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Bought it for my girlfriend. The quality seems nice . The quality of printing is satisfying.

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Product ID: 256118124676144588
Created on: 12/10/2025, 5:21 AM
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