VIBE CEO PROTOCOL - Reality Glitch (Instant Aura U Square Paper Coaster

Listen up, future Vibe CEOs! This ain't just a design, it's a lifestyle upgrade. We've reverse-engineered the very essence of chill and bottled it into this graphic. Wearing this instantly promotes you to the CEO of your own reality, granting you executive powers over your vibes. Rumors say it unlocks secret dance moves, attracts positive energy like a magnet, and makes you immune to bad moods (results may vary, but probably not). Features: "Glitch-infused typography that resonates with your soul frequencies (trust us, we measured)." "100% untested for corporate takeover of the vibe-verse." "Includes a free 'Vibe CEO Manifesto' (PDF, mostly motivational cat memes)." WARNING: "May cause sudden urges to wear sunglasses indoors, uncontrollable charisma, and a strong belief that you can negotiate with pigeons. Only 9 left (because the rest ascended to a higher plane of chill). Don't let your vibes down, grab this before it’s gone!