Here are some of the decorations on my Christmas tree, my first Christmas ever! I have already knocked some down from that tree from the yard placed inside the house now. Luckily, they bounced and did not break. Mom had to bribe me with a treat to get the new shiny gold and silver ball out of my doggy mouth. I sure love those liver treats, it’s almost a reason to knock things outta the tree for. I have since learned some DOG RULES from my canine Shar Pei brothers about that indoor tree. Humans may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know: 1) Don't pee on the tree 2) Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree 3) Mind your tail when you are near the tree 4) If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open 5) Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree There sure is a lot of learning to be done as a growing puppy! -Kahuna Luna