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Catankerous Comedian due to his veterinarian’s insistence that he drink milk. Often the victim of his father’s catankerous attitude, he withstood numerous scuffles as a kitten. After years of frustration however, he left home at the age of 11 and never looked back. He literally lived under an abandoned car and resorted to stealing for food and catnip. He regularly spent nights in jail and got into fights, which helped produce his trademark battered red nose which he often referred to as a “prominent proboscis.” Finding steady work delivering ice, he decided to pursue his passion for performing. Using his keen street smarts he drew audiences when business was slow by pretending to lose things as he was juggling.