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What Doesn’t Kill You Disappoints Me Long Apron
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What Doesn’t Kill You Disappoints Me Long Apron
A hilarious retro-inspired Newfoundland dog design featuring a fluffy black Newf proudly holding a tray of chocolate chip cookies beneath the cheeky phrase, “What Doesn’t Kill You Disappoints Me.” With vintage mid-century colors, distressed textures, and playful atomic starbursts, this artwork perfectly blends sweet charm with sarcastic humor. Ideal for Newfoundland lovers, dog moms, dog dads, bakers, and anyone who appreciates a little dark humor served with cookies.
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy T.December 4, 2013 • Verified Purchase
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The apron was absolutely wonderful. Exceeding my expectations!!!!! Everything about the printing was perfect!
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4 out of 5 stars ratingBy Peter S.October 24, 2012 • Verified Purchase
Apron, Long
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The apron is very well made, good material and should wear well with washing.
The only fault in the design is the colour. The lion shield of Scotland and the shield on the banner should be a yellow background, not orange. The yellow is the heraldic metal of gold (or). But I'll live with that! The printing is o.k. except for the incorrect colour as mentioned [previously.
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Kanae S.December 10, 2019 • Verified Purchase
Apron, Long
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I ordered this item that I created to see it is a good item. I realized it is very durable.
Made in USA. Printing is very clear.
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Product ID: 256271667370827672
Created on: 6/7/2026, 7:46 PM
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