Why The Haggis Has One Leg Shorter Than The Other T-Shirt

Burns Day - The day when Scots all around the world celebrate the life of Robert Burns. A day of revelry, where much Scotch whisky is consumed, poetry is recited, and haggis is consumed. Yes, haggis. That mysterious and elusive Scottish dish that has one leg shorter than the other. But have you ever stopped to question why? Well, fear not, for this T shirt has the answer. The difference in leg length is what keeps the haggis horizontal when it's traversing the steep slopes of Scottish mountains. Isn't that fascinating? So the next time you're tucking into a plate of haggis, impress your friends with your newfound knowledge of Scottish lore. And if they don't believe you, you can just point to your T shirt and say, "See? It's science!" So let's raise a glass Burns' Day and the humble haggis, the unsung hero of rugged Scottish terrain.