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Wife You Dont Need Chocolates Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Wife You Dont Need Chocolates Card

Wife You Dont Need Chocolates Card

This greeting card splits the design into two clear sections and sets up a funny Valentine’s moment ❤️. The top half is a bright fuchsia background with big white hand-lettered text that reads, “To My Wife YOU DON’T NEED CHOCOLATES.” The words look like casual marker lettering, with “YOU DON’T NEED CHOCOLATES” standing out in larger, all-caps letters. In the bottom half, a fair-skinned hand sneaks into an open heart-shaped chocolate box, reaching for round chocolates in deep brown and rosy pink 🍫. A few chocolates are scattered nearby, making it look like someone already started snacking. The box lid is propped open and has “DO NOT!” written on it in stark white, all-caps lettering, adding to the joke 💌. The simple colors and strong outlines keep the focus on the teasing message and the sweet temptation.

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By Connie M.January 21, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Cute card for pumpkin spice latte fans! The printing quality is great!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.January 9, 2022Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Bought it for my girlfriend. The quality seems nice . The quality of printing is satisfying.

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Product ID: 256331643198502860
Created on: 1/5/2026, 8:52 AM
Rating: G