"World's Best Bear" Coffee Mug

Bear Lawyer may be a stern taskmaster, widely renowned for running his unpaid interns through oft-brutal paces—e.g., demanding many an all-nighter of researching precedent, draughting briefs, and composing inane memoranda; assigning under-performers the unseemly tasks of shoveling the office-glen latrine, attending to the apiaries, and grooming for ticks; insisting upon perilous coffee runs through the deep woods in inclement weather—but this is only because Bear Lawyer firmly believes that the paw which spares the bullwhip spoils the budding attorney. Proof positive that such demanding leadership garners positive results: those fortunate enough to survive their internships with Bear Lawyer, LLC insisted upon the creation of this "World's Best Bear" beverage receptacle, pledging it as saleable evidence both of their affection for Bear Lawyer's iron-pawed rule and of their appreciation for the positive effects which it has had upon their respective careers, lingering physical and emotional ailments notwithstanding. Truly, Bear Lawyer loves the taste of Stockholm Syndrome in the morning.