WTF Where's the Food Magnet

We all know what it feels like. You're at a friend's place, everyone seems to be having fun, but, there's no food. It's ok, I understand the feeling. That's why I've come up with this - the ultimate solution. Picture this: you arrive at your friend's house, wearing this. He reads the text and understands that he made a grave mistake. Minutes later, you've got yourself a table full of food. Sound awesome right? Yeah, You need this shirt.