Yarrr Always Welcome Abouard Pirate Doormat

Why would a pirate need a doormat you might ask? The true question is why wouldn’t a pirate need a doormat? If you’re heading into the captain’s quarters, you best be wiping your feet. Tracking mud, blood, or entrails into the captain’s domain would surely earn an order to walk the plank. This design with Calico Jack Rackham’s flag, a skull and crossed swords, and the motto, "Yarrr always welcome aboard," will greet your houseguests for years to come. Remember what Captain Phil says, “I’d punch a bear in the snout if he didn’t wipe his feet before coming on my ship.”