Yeah, you. The literate one. I have a bone to p... T-Shirt

Yeah, you. The literate one. I have a bone to pick with you. I’m going to pick it with you right now. Violently. It’ll hurt. You going to run away punk? I bet you are trembling with fear ‘cause I’m rip you limb from limb so you’re just a bleeding torso lying helplessly on the ground at my feet. So say goodbye to your arms, ‘cause those will be the first to go! You said goodbye yet? Because I can’t believe you just talked to your arms. Weirdo. What does everyone here think of you, staring at my chest for so long. I bet you’re enjoying it though. You are determined to finish reading this. It doesn’t even matter what I say any more. I can say ‘pineapple’ if I wanted and you’ll still read on, enthralled at my wisdom and bad grammar. I won’t say ‘pineapple’ though, that’d be stupid. I just can't believe you just spent 5 minutes reading a shirt!