Yes I'm Retired, No I Don't Babysit T-Shirt

Set the record straight—with style. The “Yes, I’m Retired. No, I Don’t Babysit” t-shirt is the ultimate statement piece for anyone enjoying their well-earned freedom (without becoming the neighborhood nanny). Funny, fierce, and fabulously free, this shirt is perfect for retired teachers, grandparents, or anyone ready to say “no thanks” with a smile. ✔️ Super soft, relaxed fit—perfect for sipping, strolling, or saying no on repeat ✔️ Hilarious gift for new retirees who are done with duty and ready for downtime ✔️ Customize with your name and personal retirement slogan (like “Mrs. Taylor—Off Duty & Off the Clock!” or “Class Dismissed Forever!”) Whether you're cruising, crafting, or catching up on naps, let the world know: this chapter is all about you. 🙅‍♀️ Grab yours now and enjoy your no-babysitting era in comfort and confidence.