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You don't have no whistlin' what? T-Shirt
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
-$1.35
+$9.45
Color & Print Process
Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase
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You don't have no whistlin' what? T-Shirt
Let freedom ring—with or without the scooter stick! This hilariously chaotic firework-themed tee features one of the most iconic rapid-fire lines listing every explosive gadget imaginable: whistlin’ bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, hoxxey lighters, hoosker doos (and don’ts), cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, and yes… even the elusive whistlin’ kitty chaser.
Perfect for 4th of July parties, backyard barbecue shenanigans, firework lovers, and anyone who appreciates comedy delivered at 100 mph. Colorful rockets, bursts, and spark effects make the design pop right off the shirt — loud, bold, and ready to get a laugh before the fuse is even lit. A must-have for pyros, jokesters, and anyone who can recite this quote with pride.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wore adult large and 5’9”, 110# female wore adult medium . Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Grandma wore adult large with long sleeve shirt underneath. Tall girl adult medium. Dark haired male adult large. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny S.September 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Value T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
My 11 yo wore adult XL (5’7” 165#). The 8yo is small framed. She wore adult small and tied it in the back. Dark haired male wearing adult large and female wearing adult medium. Good quality dark Heather gray, Gildan brand shirt. -it was next up from basic choice and cost about $20 per shirt. Not too thick or thin. Washed and dried well, no major shrinkage. Not see-through. Can wear a bra under it fine. Screen print is just as shown and well done, front and back. They printed random cupcake image I downloaded from internet with no problems! Looked perfect! Front design was stock from zazzel.
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Product ID: 256696625511052483
Created on: 12/29/2025, 2:50 PM
Rating: G
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