You Might Be a Golfer If... Coffee Mug

if your dominant hand is darker than your other hand ~ if you jump in the car and hit the gas peddle thinking you are still driving a golf cart ~ if you hold a baseball bat with an interlocking grip by default ~ if honesty and fair play comes naturally ~ if you’ve ever rubbernecked while driving past a golf course ~ if you purchased cable for the sole purpose of having The Golf Channel ~ if your forehead is whiter than the rest of your face ~ if every mirror you pass you have too check your “set up” ~ if all your vacations are planned on the basis of proximity to a golf course ~ if the only thing you want when stranded on a desert island is your sand wedge ~ if everything else, including the rotation of the earth, is the cause of your disastrous shot, except your lack of skill ~ if there's a stack of clothing for any weather in the back seat of your car ~ if you wake up in the morning and the first thing you think of is if you’re up for a round before work ~ if there is no place unsuitable for a clubless practice swing ~ if every time you do your laundry you find tees in the washer ~ if you have a folder labeled "golf" under your favorites in your web browser ~ if you have to take the tees and the short pencils out of the beverage holder in your car when you go through the drivethru ~ if when looking at houses, you judge whether the living room ceiling is high enough to swing full wedges ~ if you're buying a new carpet and you take your putter and a couple of balls to the showroom and ask "how does it putt?" ~ if when you hurt yourself, the first thing you do is check your golf swing ~ if you go to pick up your buddy on a Saturday morning, you honk the horn, he comes out with his golf set on his back, and the cap on his head, and you drive off – and you know that, right at that moment, life cannot get better.