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You Won’t Leave Alive Funny Halloween Movie Snacks Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

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  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
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You Won’t Leave Alive Funny Halloween Movie Snacks Card

You Won’t Leave Alive Funny Halloween Movie Snacks Card

Not your average Halloween card! This bold design features a soda, popcorn, and slasher buddy ready to turn movie night into a fright night. With the cheeky warning ‘You won’t leave alive!’ and a bold Happy Halloween greeting, this card perfectly blends horror-movie vibes with playful snack humor. A fun, edgy choice for anyone who loves spooky laughs, campy scares, and Halloween with attitude. Blank inside so you can add your own chilling (or silly) message.
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By Lenore M.October 30, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Another beautifully-printed card, although I had difficulty with the inside text... sizing it to fit space; tools didn't work as I'm used to with other artists' cards.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Lora S.October 29, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Arrived quickly so I could get them off in the mail. The coloring was so bright and drawing adorable. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By B G.October 25, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Wonderful graphics and moody seasonal colors. Always good cardstock. Love the ability to personalize, I added an original poem about black cats and some personal pictures to inside. The gold interior I choose was really beautiful.

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Product ID: 256216478030857452
Created on: 9/19/2025, 9:31 AM
Rating: G