Your Email Did Not Find Me Well Poker Cards

Is your morning routine primarily composed of deleting "urgent" emails that could have been a Slack message? We’ve all heard the professional cliché "I hope this email finds you well," but let’s be honest—sometimes it doesn't. This design is for the modern professional who is well-acquainted with burnout and digital overwhelm. Featuring a stylish cluster of colorful speech bubbles and bold, elegant typography, this piece perfectly captures the irony of modern corporate culture. It’s the ultimate conversation starter (or ender) for anyone who has ever felt personally targeted by a Monday morning notification.