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"You're Here. That's... Unfortunate." Doormat Fiber Doormat

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Size: 24" x 16" Coir Fiber Door Mat

Step up the fun at your doorstep with our fabulous 100% natural fiber mat! Made from tough coir and backed with non-slip PVC, this mat is a true warrior against all sorts of weather, ready to tackle rain or shine whether you tuck it indoors or flaunt it outside. It's not just about rugged good looks; this mat's stain-resistant and non-slip features keep your floors pristine, all while rocking a sleek, low-profile vibe.

  • Dimensions: 24" L x 16" H
  • Made from natural coconut fiber
  • Naturally weather-resistant
  • Stain-resistant
  • Non-slip PVC backing
  • Low pile
  • Easy to clean by shaking

Note: due to the nature of the coir natural fibers, designs featuring fine lines and small details are sometimes lost when printed on these door mats. Designs with larger details, fonts with thicker lines, and elements with solid colors are best to use and generally print well on coir fiber doormats.

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"You're Here. That's... Unfortunate." Doormat Fiber Doormat

"You're Here. That's... Unfortunate." Doormat Fiber Doormat

For the home that doesn’t exactly scream “welcome” — this gloriously grim doormat sets the tone before guests even knock. With bold text and a void-like vortex swallowing bootprints, it's perfect for introverts, nihilists, and people who only open the door when Uber Eats arrives. Made for those who believe hospitality is overrated and sarcasm is a design aesthetic. Durable, dramatic, and deeply disinterested in your visit.
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4.0 out of 5 stars rating7 Total Reviews
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3 out of 5 stars rating
By Christina A.May 10, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Coir Door Mat Size: 24" x 16"
Close but far more muted and lacking brilliance/brightness as was presented in the sample rendering. Expecting more attention to detail to ensure color aligned better with the original photo (last photo).
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Elliott O.April 24, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Coir Door Mat Size: 24" x 16"
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I made my own welcome mat because I had a vision and it seemed no-one else saw it. the mat looks even better in person! I wasn't sure how the text would print, but it's surprisingly bold and clear. I hate the texture of the material, but I won't be touching it often anyway. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Rae L.December 3, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Coir Door Mat Size: 24" x 16"
Wonderful! So happy that we can now design this type of mat which everyone needs in this messy weather. The print and color are beautiful and I'm proud of my design. Wish I could sell it but my background image too big, that yellow warning appears. .

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Product ID: 256303004596819332
Created on: 7/4/2025, 11:57 AM
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