You're Still Not Dead — Funny Dark Humor Birthday Postcard

This isn’t your average birthday card—it’s a celebration of survival with a side of snark. The "You're Still Not Dead" card features a clean vector-style illustration of a classic ivory skull wearing a cheeky orange-striped party hat, rising from a muted beige tombstone boldly engraved with those iconic words. It’s equal parts gritty and playful, with dark, charcoal-black outlines and a minimalist color palette that captures the essence of gothic humor. Crafted for the unapologetically sarcastic, this card embraces the weird joy of aging another year without losing your edge (or your pulse). The comic-style artwork has a vintage tattoo flair with modern minimalism, making it as stylish as it is hilarious. Why it's special: A bold mix of macabre and celebration—perfect for fans of skulls, horror, or dark comedy. The colors—bone white, scrub beige, burnt orange, and graveyard black—are timeless and edgy. Designed with clean vector lines for a sharp, high-contrast look that pops on paper or screen. The humor is universal: a wink to anyone who's just barely holding it together another year.