This funny adult card has a white background and no pictures, so all the attention goes to the message. At the top, a list in red, all-caps block letters reads: “LEGS, ARMPITS, UPPER LIP, NETHER REGIONS,” and there’s a small asterisk right after it. Below that, a line in strong black block text explains the asterisk: “ALL THE PARTS I’VE SHAVED FOR VALENTINE’S DAY.” Near the bottom, the punchline “YOU’RE WELCOME.” appears in red, also in all caps, and it feels like a cheeky sign-off. The layout is centered and easy to read, with the red lines standing out against the white space. Overall, it’s a funny, honest Valentine that mixes affection with a bit of real-life effort ❤️💌🍫. Hope it helps you share a little love and a laugh this Valentine’s Day.