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Careful I've Read Things Funny Book Witch Quote Coaster

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Style: Sandstone Drink Coaster

Mom always told you to use a coaster, so make her happy by using one from Zazzle! Made to keep your tables scratch-and-moisture-free, our sandstone coasters have a cork backing, so you can use them on any surface. They also have a matte finish and work best with vintage illustrations, black-and-white photos, and personal text messages.

  • Dimensions:
    • Diameter: 4.25"
    • Thickness: 0.25"
    • Weight: 3.88 oz.
  • Made of sandstone with a cork pad backing
  • Not dishwasher safe
Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customizable design area measures 4.25" x 4.25". For best results please add 1/8" bleed

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Careful I've Read Things Funny Book Witch Quote  Coaster

Careful I've Read Things Funny Book Witch Quote Coaster

Celebrate your love of reading with this humorous witchy bookworm design, featuring a quaint toad, open book, and celestial moon. This vintage-inspired piece is a great warning for anyone who underestimates the power found within the pages of a dangerous book. These coasters are perfect for your reading nook! Nestled amongst ferns, oak leaves, and shimmering crystals, a wise toad sits beneath a crescent moon and stars, guarding the secrets of the text below. The quote, "Careful, I've read things that would turn you into a toad," is rendered in a charmingly rustic, old-style typography that feels right at home in a dusty library or a fantasy story. The earthy color palette of forest green, dusty purple, and mustard yellow gives it a cozy, antique feel. If you find your greatest adventures between the covers of a book and possess a slightly mischievous wit, this design captures your spirit perfectly. It’s a sophisticated nod to the power of knowledge, seasoned with a hint of folklore magic.

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5 stars rating496 Total Reviews
387 total 5-star reviews69 total 4-star reviews20 total 3-star reviews7 total 2-star reviews13 total 1-star reviews
496 Reviews
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By B.November 3, 2012Verified Purchase
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surprisingly good quality......not just a casual gift. sharp and appropriate
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By K.May 13, 2024Verified Purchase
Beautiful horse drawing on this coaster makes it a great conversation piece. Artist is very talented! The printing Zazzle did is nice and crisp, but not as black as I would have liked and the edges had some execess on them But some sandpaper fixed the issue
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4 out of 5 stars rating
By Ellen R.February 12, 2024Verified Purchase
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I'm not sure how much moisture these will soak up, haven't had a chance to try them out, but they look good and I like the cork backing. The printing is fine ~ and really looks cool with an artisan's hand made "Hurricane Martini" glass sitting on top of my painting (on the coaster) in my studio.

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Product ID: 256413369560997633
Created on: 4/19/2026, 8:35 PM
Rating: G