This greeting card features a dark, lightly textured background that makes the dessert colors stand out 🧁. Across the middle, three cupcakes sit side by side, like they’re lined up for a shared laugh between close friends. One has pale pink frosting, one has creamy white frosting, and one is topped with deep chocolate frosting, each in a pleated liner in warm, bakery-like tones. Two cupcakes are finished with glossy red cherries, while the chocolate one holds a small red-and-white striped candle that hints at a birthday moment 🎂. At the top, the words “THEY SAY” appear in large white sans-serif letters, centered above the cupcakes. Below the treats, “you’re old,” is written in white flowing lettering, followed by the smaller phrase “i SAY THAT’S” in a simple white sans-serif, leading into “fake news” in golden flowing lettering. The golden words sit lowest on the card and draw the eye, glowing against the dark background beneath the row of cupcakes.