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Size: 5" x 7"

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  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
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Funny Anthropologists Will Date Anything Card

Funny Anthropologists Will Date Anything Card

"Anthropologists will date anything" is a well-known joke for any anthropologist, anthropology student or teacher, especially in the bioanthropology field, but this funny, minimalist design in colorful bright red and yellow tones adds the important warning "warning: the process may be destructive", since several dating methods require the destruction of the samples they are used on... and, on the other hand, dating an anthropologist may be a very challenging experience. You may be forced to spend your free time in a museum or trekking to an archaeological site in the middle of nowhere, for example! This funny colorful greeting card is a great idea for any anthropologist friend, relative or partner ;)

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By Michelle H.July 15, 2025Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I was searching high and low for an invitation that went with a fire theme (account my mom wants 70 real live burning candles on the cake) surprise birthday party. I found these and couldn’t buy them quick enough! They far exceeded my expectations! One word of caution is that they default to matte so if you want glossy finish you have to manually select it. I only changed where the 2 clip art pics were located to make space for the text. I even used the default font for the design. Comes with nice white envelopes that don’t need the upgrade. The feedback from the invitees has been amazing. Thanks Cathy for an amazing product!! *please note I redacted sensitive information on the pictures with black mark out. .
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By Kelli T.July 23, 2021Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This was my first time ordering from Zazzle. I was not disappointed! The card was amazing. I personalized it and that made it even more special. The amazing quality of the card was definitely noticeable. And you really can’t complain about the prices. Perfect. Clear. Not too dark, not too light. Just like it looked online.
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By Jessica M.June 18, 2026Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Premium Linen, Envelopes: None
Lovely quality note card. I ordered the pearlescent finish, and while it does look very pretty, I don't think it added enough of a glittery sheen to order that finish again. The design is gorgeous and the colors are vibrant and beautiful. Everything from order to delivery was great, including time frames between order and delivery. I am pleased with this order and would order again. Kind of sad that you can order the cards in singles, but the matching envelopes must be ordered in quantities of 10. I just elected to have the white envelope included with the card instead, but someone buying multiple note cards might enjoy ordering the matching envelopes as well.

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Product ID: 256550814282332251
Created on: 11/1/2018, 12:56 AM
Rating: G