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Funny beer drinker get well card

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Size: 5" x 7"

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Funny beer drinker get well card

Doctors are shocked by what they found in your system, reads this funny get well greeting card, which features a drawing of two wide-eyed doctors, acknowledging the patient's chart. The inside rescues the reader from the comical hint of medical trouble by capitalizing on the recipient's love for beer. The card is designed with a beer drinker in mind, family member, a coworker, or anyone who is recovering from a not too serious health issue requiring a hospital stay or a few trips to a physician. Either way, he or she will delight at the words ",They found normal stuff. They expected to find a bloodstream full of beer." Ideal get well greeting for any beer drinker or beer lover.

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By Suzi G.July 29, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really awesome job 👍🏼👏🏼 Thank you Zazzle! 👍🏼✨.
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By Suzi G.July 28, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really Great Card!!! Turned out Fabulous 👍🏼👍🏼.
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By Suzi G.July 21, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Fabulous job with this awesome card!!!! ‼️😊👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼.

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Funny beer drinker get well card
Product ID: 256395532247409216
Created on: 2/5/2026, 6:36 PM
Rating: G