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Funny Broccoli Talk Complex Carbohydrate Card

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Size: 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait or landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Funny Broccoli Talk Complex Carbohydrate Card

Two Funny stalks of broccoli with big eyes are talking. Green-eyed one says "How's it growing?". The red-eyed one replies: "I'm steamed at you". Inside Green-eyed one finally says: "You're such a complex carbohydrate." For Anniversary or Valentines Day humor. Or for a vegan couple in counseling? It's cute and so dramatic like an opera. Customize the text to any saying you like! Or delete and just have the funny picture.

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By Betty B.October 16, 2026 • Verified Purchase
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This is going to be a special card for our 55th Anniversary. I love that I can personalize it the way I want,.
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By Alexei K.August 22, 2022 • Verified Purchase
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I am very pleased with my purchase. I will definitely order again. The couple loved it. Thank you! This card turned out better than I could have imagined.
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By Susan R.July 1, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I ordered the large card by mistake but glad I did! Beautiful color for her, the purple lover. Written as designed. Excellent just as I wrote it with correct font

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Funny Broccoli Talk Complex Carbohydrate Card
Product ID: 256917306532154568
Created on: 1/10/2022, 3:28 AM
Rating: G