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Funny Retired, Beach & Palms, Profession, Gag Vs2 Business Card

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Funny Retired, Beach & Palms, Profession, Gag Vs2 Business Card

Funny Retired, Beach & Palms, Profession, Gag Vs2 Business Card

Are you retired or retiring soon? This beach and palm trees gag business card is great to hand out to friends and family at parties or at work to let them know the big day has arrived. Works well for any profession. Great for Interior Designers, Consultants, Lawyers, Corporate Professionals, Realtors, Sales Associates, Estate Planners and more. Customize with any funny info you can dream up. Blue and black text, version 2.
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating38K Total Reviews
31903 total 5-star reviews3778 total 4-star reviews940 total 3-star reviews563 total 2-star reviews827 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Marja N.July 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Business Card, Size: Standard, 3.5" x 2.0",Paper: Signature Matte, Corners: Squared
Now that I retired, I had nothing to give people when trying to reach me. These are fun and sassy. I have had fun with these Retired Consultant at Play cards -makes it for fun conversations! Excellent printing outcome. I ordered a higher grade - I think the "Silk" finish and they ooze quality
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By Amy W.May 14, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Business Card, Size: Square, 2.5" x 2.5",Paper: Premium Pearl, Corners: Rounded
Absolutely love it. And I've never found a design even close to this that fits the aesthetic of my small candle shop! .
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By Kimberly W.March 27, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Business Card, Size: Square, 2.5" x 2.5",Paper: Standard Semi-Gloss, Corners: Rounded
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These were used for earring cards for my small business and were absolutely amazing. The quality is superb. Very beautiful and gave my product a professional look.

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Product ID: 256380476070498682
Created on: 4/20/2022, 5:25 AM
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